swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

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  • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  • Me: Math.

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

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turnc0at:

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turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

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best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

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